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Eli
Eli, Lijah, Elijah, or pain in the ass. Call me whatever rows your boat.

Okay now there are too many of you. 

sebastianfuckingsmythe-bitch:

Don’t be an idiot, of course I’m fucking not. My point is, don’t make up your mind on that before I tell you I have completely no morals whatsoever. 

To be honest mate, I’d do anything humanoid as long as I was horny enough. But… now, this probably sounds incredibly juvenile because I’m drunk and my tongue is loose… it just looks like the guy is… impaling the girl… I don’t know. I am down with doing it, but it just doesn’t look right. 

Perhaps she is, as I said - whatever floats her boat.

I was just saving myself the trouble of having to ask, but I’ll keep it in mind for next time.

That’d probably be because he is impaling her. I would’ve reblogged something classier, but I couldn’t find anything in such short time span.

She might also be like my sister, the kind that doesn’t want to do anything with porn at all. Which would explain her reaction.







sadiewayne:




Okay now there are too many of you. 

sebastianfuckingsmythe-bitch:

Perhaps not, but don’t be so quick to judge.

Definitely the fact that it is straight. I just… no. Doesn’t do it for me. But hey, whatever floats Sadie’s boat. 

Alright, why don’t you tell me yourself then? Are you virtuous?

I only do straight when there’s no other option, same with porn. It doesn’t make me uncomfortable, and I do like it, but I prefer gay. I guess it doesn’t float Sadie’s boat either. Maybe she’s more into lesbian.




sadiewayne:










Okay now there are too many of you. 

sebastianfuckingsmythe-bitch:

You don’t think I’m virtuous? I could have virtues. What do you know? You don’t know anything, man. All you know is a load of backhanded comments about me, and living through the experience of Drunk-Sebastian. 

Aside from that, fucking preach. I’ll drink to all that. But stop reblogging straight porn, it’s uncomfortable to watch.

I know enough to deduce you’re not all that virtuous.

Is it the fact that it’s straight that’s making you uncomfortable or the fact that it’s porn? I’m more into gay porn myself, but I was doing Sadie a favor. Apparently, she doesn’t enjoy straight either.







sadiewayne: