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Eli, Lijah, Elijah, or pain in the ass. Call me whatever rows your boat.

lizjohnson:

Do you always have to think about how hot someone is at first? Even if he had a fucking monkey’s tail I would take him in our house.

It was a joke, honey. Of course he’s welcome to stay, even if he looked like Elton John - you know I’m not as shallow as I pretend to be, right?

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originally posted by cunts3xual

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  27. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    It was a joke, honey. Of course he’s welcome to stay, even if he looked like Elton John - you know I’m not as shallow as...
  28. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson and added:
    Do you always have to think about how hot someone is at first? Even if he had a fucking monkey’s tail I would take him...
  29. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    Nosy fucker ‘til the day I die. Dude’s hot, so he’s welcome to stay. Only if he can handle 24 hours of fun a day, that...
  30. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson and added:
    I know you probably already did because you’re a nosy fucker, but read my conversation with Puck.
  31. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    Your sarcasm is irrelevant.
  32. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson
  33. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    You’re just jelly because I’m perfect.
  34. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson and added:
    Because you’re an idiot.
  35. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    Why? Because I’m right and you can’t handle the truth?
  36. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson
  37. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    Yes, you do. Don’t even try to deny it.
  38. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    My life doesn’t make sense anymore if I don’t read the books again.
  39. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson and added:
    Bitch, I don’t care about your life.
  40. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson and added:
    But then my room doesn’t make sense anymore.
  41. lijahjohnson reblogged this from lizjohnson and added:
    LotR books. I need to read them again, because I just do.
  42. lizjohnson reblogged this from lijahjohnson and added:
    I need to have your sunglasses, kaithanxbai.
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